There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

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There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby 07williamsdj » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:44 pm

Here is a joke my friend sent me:

There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!!
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby Remus » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:25 pm

:D Good joke. I have a similar one to do with Cadburys but it is a lot cruder. :oops:
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby JamesStanley » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:01 am

Great Joke made me Laugh
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:14 am

Its not my joke I just recycled it, not bad because people normally say my jokes are terrible :oops:
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby Alice » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:54 am

Makes me think of poor old Polly Nomial...

Same style of joke, I think.
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby AnandaThePanda » Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:25 pm

Haha awsome :lol:
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby _robyn_ » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:06 pm

uh....I don't get it??? :oops:
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:40 am

Its like a silly crime story but every key fact is a name of a biscuit (eg victim is a Penguin, after the crime he was Hobnobing with a Gingernut e.c.t)
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby _robyn_ » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:59 am

07williamsdj wrote:Its like a silly crime story but every key fact is a name of a biscuit (eg victim is a Penguin, after the crime he was Hobnobing with a Gingernut e.c.t)


oh ok :)
That is pretty clever. In willy wonka and the chocolate factory, when we did it at school one of the narrators did a similar things with types of chocolate.
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby lycanfist » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:18 pm

I find this so hilarious because my dads a health and safety manager at mcvities. Yay free biscuits :D
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby Bruce » Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:30 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby Bruce » Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:32 pm

my jokes are rubbish.
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Re: There's been a fight in the biscuit tin joke

Postby Bruce » Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:54 pm

Love the joke.
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