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a good joke

Postby laurab » Thu May 21, 2009 4:26 pm

have you ever heard of the film constipated :?:

because it never came out :lol:
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Re: a good joke

Postby Creative » Thu May 21, 2009 5:05 pm

I like your joke. It's funny! :D
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Re: a good joke

Postby laurab » Thu May 21, 2009 5:23 pm

thankyou have you got any cool jokes :?:
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Re: a good joke

Postby Creative » Thu May 21, 2009 7:32 pm

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

A boy who can't reach the doorbell.

I will try and thik of some more.
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Re: a good joke

Postby mattlovesjess » Thu May 28, 2009 11:35 pm

laurab wrote:have you ever heard of the film constipated :?:

because it never came out :lol:
OMG that is funny i laughed so hard i almost fell off my chair :P

i know a few jokes but i dont think any of them are appropriate for a forum lol
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Re: a good joke

Postby mattlovesjess » Thu May 28, 2009 11:41 pm

oh, i just rememberd a good one!

there was this dude sitting on the bus and he was warm so decided to open the window but then the dude behind him closed it, so he got up and opend it again...so the other dude got up and closed it again, so then he got up and said 'oi, whats your game?' and the other dude replies 'Drafts, your move' :D
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Re: a good joke

Postby Creative » Fri May 29, 2009 3:09 pm

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do you think he saur us?

What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Do you think he saur us rex?

You may remember these jokes from the film Jurassic Park.
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Re: a good joke

Postby Thirteen-thirty-seven » Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 pm

There are two mufins cooking in an oven. One muffin says "It's hot in here" and the other says "WOW! A talking muffin!"
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Re: a good joke

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:30 am

laurab wrote:have you ever heard of the film constipated :?:

because it never came out :lol:


good one! It tok me a minute to get it.
This is kind of an old one, but i'll post it anyway - just incase someone here hasn't heard it.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eyedear/idear

What do you call a dear with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eyedear

What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?

Still no Flaming eyedear!

Not sure where i heard it.

Another joke:
What do you call a deaf dinosuar?

Anything! he can't hear you!
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Re: a good joke

Postby mrgaming12 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:02 am

my friend told me this one peter griffin is so stupid he sat on the tv to watch the sofa!
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Re: a good joke

Postby Dan » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:43 am

Thirteen-thirty-seven wrote:There are two mufins cooking in an oven. One muffin says "It's hot in here" and the other says "WOW! A talking muffin!"


Hahaha, that's brilliant.
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Re: a good joke

Postby Creative » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:09 pm

I got chat magazine on Thursay and it had an 8 page joke special so I'd thought I'd post some on here. :D

Why don't cat's play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetas. :D

What do you call s fish with no eye? A fsh. :D

What goes: 'Oooooo, ooooooooo!' A cow with no lips :D

Two goldfish in a tank... One says to other other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' :D

Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish. :D


Let me know if you want me to post some more of them! :D
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Re: a good joke

Postby Remus » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:13 pm

I love the 1st and 4th ones, Creative! I'm afraid I can't post any jokes as the only ones I know are just far too rude to post on here!
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Re: a good joke

Postby Creative » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:25 pm

Doctor, Doctor, I have a strawberry on my head! I'll give you some cream for that. :D

Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glassess. Yes, you do sir, this is a fish-and-chip shop! :D

Who empties the bins in Hollywood? Dusbin Hoffman. :D

How did David Beckham burn his ear? Posh phoned him while he was ironing. :D

Two eggs, a sausage and some toast walk into a bar. 'Sorry,' says the barman. 'We don't serve breakfast.' :D
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Re: a good joke

Postby Creative » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:01 pm

Police station toilet stolen... Cops have nothing to go on! :D

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese! :D
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