Quite a morbid joke

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Quite a morbid joke

Postby the monk in question » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:06 am

What is Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Jade Goody expecting to get for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze :lol:
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby kerrianne92 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:21 am

Im probaly gonna sound silly here but I'm not sure i understand the Joke...Could someone explain it :roll: I never seem to understand jokes.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Steph » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:54 am

I don't understand the joke either but like you, Kerrieanne, I struggle with understanding jokes.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Dan » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:19 pm

I have to say Kerrianne and Steph. I don't understand either. ;)

I assumed it'd be something to do with his name making another word when you say it fast but I can't make it. Maybe it's something to do with Patrick's personal life? However I know nothing of that.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Brian » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:46 pm

Ok, I will explain the joke.

Michael Jackson, Jane Goody and Farrah Fawcett are all dead.

And what they expecting is Patrick Swayze "to join" them wherever they are because he had some bad form of cancer.

The Monk in question; Patrick Swayze got cured of cancer a few months ago and the joke isn't funny at all.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby kerrianne92 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:39 pm

Okay that makes a lot more sense now thanks brian :)
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Dan » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:32 pm

Ah I see. Didn't make me laugh because I don't like jokes that mock dead people, even if I don't like the dead people involved.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Creative » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:00 pm

I didn't understand it at first either but I do now thanks to you Brian. I don't think it's funny. I don't like the joke.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby the monk in question » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:14 pm

Brian wrote:Ok, I will explain the joke.

Michael Jackson, Jane Goody and Farrah Fawcett are all dead.

And what they expecting is Patrick Swayze "to join" them wherever they are because he had some bad form of cancer.

The Monk in question; Patrick Swayze got cured of cancer a few months ago and the joke isn't funny at all.


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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Brian » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:23 pm

I looked it up on wikipedia and it says it spread to his liver and thats it.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby the monk in question » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:57 pm

[quote="Brian"]I looked it up on wikipedia and it says it spread to his liver and thats it.[/q]

He's still not cured, besides cancer can never be properly cured so far as i know, just prevented from growing
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Brian » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:59 am

You shouldn't make jokes about cancer regardless because it effects lots of people every year.
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby mattlovesjess » Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:20 am

thats quite sick dude, even tho it made me smile lol
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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby the monk in question » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:52 pm

mattlovesjess wrote:thats quite sick dude, even tho it made me smile lol


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Re: Quite a morbid joke

Postby Brian » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:58 pm

the monk in question wrote:
mattlovesjess wrote:thats quite sick dude, even tho it made me smile lol


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