The Last Cookie

[Remus]

This is a game from another forum I am on and it is quite a fun game. Basically, it is sorts of like "The last person to post wins" so basically it is a game that can go on forever. The aim of the game is to get the cookie and try to eat whilst other users try to prevent you doing so. I so hope this makes sense. For example:

User 1: *Runs as fast as she can with the cookie*

User 2 then posts: *tackles user, grabs cookie and runs for it*

and so and so though...

Be as creative and imaginative as you want, make the game fun and be bold. I once used a hot air balloon to escape with the cookie but it then get shot down by an arrow. Okay, here we go...

*dangles the cookie on a fishing pole in front of you all, waiting for the game to start*

[abi]

*steals cookie* *get into car and drives off*

[Remus]

*gets on motorbike and chases after you* *grabs cookie from you through open window just as the lights are about to change and speeds off into the distance*

[Alice]

*digs ditch in road, to cause a harmless but hilarious accident which sends cookie flying*
*waits on back of rediculously large ostrich*
*catches cookie*
*rides away*

[Remus]

*emerges from the ditch bruised*
*magically teleports a few miles in front of you and hides in the bushes waiting for you with a tribal blow dart*
*as you go pass, I blow the dart into the ostrich's neck, knocking him out*
*watches you two fall and steals the cookie back and climbs up the nearest tree for safety*

[Steph]

*Chops the tree so you fall to the ground, steals the cookie and fly off in my own private jet.

[Remus]

*teleports into the jet, takes cookie and puts parachute pack on*
*opens jet door and jumps out parachuting back to earth*

[bpcooper]

*Puts trampoline underneath
*Cuts parachute with boomerang
*Catches the cookie when it's dropped
*Gets in a submarine and dives down to the bottom of the ocean

[Alice]

*Invents translator*
*Hooks up to amplifier*
*Contacts giant squid to drag submarine to shallows*
*Breaks in with suprisingly boring powertools*
*Steals cookie*
*Retreats to solid stone fortress*
*Places cookie inside anti teleporting circle*
*Turns on motion sensing spikey walls*
*Goes to kettle*

Can't have the last cookie without a cup of tea can we?

[Remus]

*Alice drinks tea not realising I spiked it with extremely strong sedatives earlier which knocks her out cold*
*disables any security including the anti-teleporting circle using a highly charged sonic wave*
*teleports into the fortress and grabs cookie*
*escapes and travels to my secrety ninja hideout where I will drink tea, play Professor Layton and eat the last cookie whilst laughing like a crazy, evil maniac*

[haemopath_bro]

just as it enters your mouth i steals it with my super o for awsome ninjaness
turns into a dragon and flys to utah
discovers a fatal mould growing on the cookie
buys a new cookie for us to chase

[Remus]

*teleports to Utah*
*snatches cookie out of your hand*
*teleports back to hideout with it*

[Alice]

*Breaks into hideout*
*Steals teleporter*
*Steals cookie*
*Teleports to fortress*
*Reactivates traps*
*Realises sonic wave should not affect chalked circles*
*Scratches head*
*Looks in physics textbook*
*Looks in grimoire*
*Adds runes to circle*

[haemopath_bro]

flies to russia
gets on one of thier space shuttles
flies to space
puts a terminal up to your shuttle and walks on
uses my o for awsome ninjaness to dodge the traps and alarm weapons ect
breaks into the control room and steals cookie
get on my shuttle and goes back to earth
flies to tokyo
subways to harajuku
buys a cyber-goth disguise and hides in japan for a few months

[Remus]

*what you guys don't realise is that I swapped the cookie earlier for a fake one so Alice stole the fake one whilst I still have the real one with me*
*eats cookie*