The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:46 pm

*bakes new cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:24 am

uses the offical 'last cookie' cookie finder to locate cookie
flies to ireland
hides there for a while
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:29 am

eats cookie
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:34 pm

*goes back in time just before you ate it*
*grabs the cookie and eats it*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:48 pm

*sighs* :roll:
*Bakes new cookie*

Mabye this time you'll learn how to share kids...
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:32 am

screw that

steals cookie
grows gills and webbed feet
swims around in the sea
waits in silence for the cookie stealer to steal it
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby AndrewCook95 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:21 pm

*picks up cookie using freakishly large cooking tongs and hitches a ride on the Monty Python Giant Foot (tm)* :P
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:16 am

rides a cheetah to the foot
climbs on
has an epic o for owsome ninja fight to steal cookie
jumps back on cheetah
runs to sub saharan africa
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:05 am

*busts you for Animal Welfare and gets you arrested whilst I makes off with the cookie to the nearest town*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:04 am

shows animal welfare that the cheetah is a part cheetah-part humanoid.
rides the cheetah to that particular town.
grabs cookie.
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:02 pm

Use asgard Transporters to beam the cookie out of your hand and into mine then beam myself and the cookie to a top secret government facility
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:22 am

blends into the surrounding wall and spider climbs around the building
steals cookie
goes to a secret loacation
cheaks self for tracing devices and throws them away
lives happily for many years
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:38 pm

After years of searching finds the secret location
Waits for you to go to the bathroom steals cookie and walks back to my car where i drive into the middle of the desert and snaps the cookie in half.
eats one half of the cookie its yummy
wraps the other halp up in foil and buries it.
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby AndrewCook95 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:47 pm

*Hires Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain to find the desert and use their Elemental powers to blow the cookie into the Sanctuary* (Sorry, just started reading the books and now I'm hooked lol)
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:18 pm

Gets Q to retrieve the cookie for me and hide on the moon
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