The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:18 pm

*what you guys don't realise is that I swapped the cookie earlier for a fake one so Alice stole the fake one whilst I still have the real one with me*
*eats cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:46 pm

*bakes new cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby wm1995 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:19 pm

*removes cookie from oven*
*drops cookie, utilising several expletives*
*picks up cookie with tea towel*
*goes to a bakery somewhere in the world*
*hides the cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:24 am

uses the offical 'last cookie' cookie finder to locate cookie
flies to ireland
hides there for a while
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:29 am

eats cookie
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:34 pm

*goes back in time just before you ate it*
*grabs the cookie and eats it*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:48 pm

*sighs* :roll:
*Bakes new cookie*

Mabye this time you'll learn how to share kids...
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:32 am

screw that

steals cookie
grows gills and webbed feet
swims around in the sea
waits in silence for the cookie stealer to steal it
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby wm1995 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:54 pm

*steals cookie*
*finds it too soggy to be ingested*
*bakes a new cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby AndrewCook95 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:21 pm

*picks up cookie using freakishly large cooking tongs and hitches a ride on the Monty Python Giant Foot (tm)* :P
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:16 am

rides a cheetah to the foot
climbs on
has an epic o for owsome ninja fight to steal cookie
jumps back on cheetah
runs to sub saharan africa
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:05 am

*busts you for Animal Welfare and gets you arrested whilst I makes off with the cookie to the nearest town*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:04 am

shows animal welfare that the cheetah is a part cheetah-part humanoid.
rides the cheetah to that particular town.
grabs cookie.
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:02 pm

Use asgard Transporters to beam the cookie out of your hand and into mine then beam myself and the cookie to a top secret government facility
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:22 am

blends into the surrounding wall and spider climbs around the building
steals cookie
goes to a secret loacation
cheaks self for tracing devices and throws them away
lives happily for many years
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