The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:38 pm

After years of searching finds the secret location
Waits for you to go to the bathroom steals cookie and walks back to my car where i drive into the middle of the desert and snaps the cookie in half.
eats one half of the cookie its yummy
wraps the other halp up in foil and buries it.
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby AndrewCook95 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:47 pm

*Hires Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain to find the desert and use their Elemental powers to blow the cookie into the Sanctuary* (Sorry, just started reading the books and now I'm hooked lol)
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:18 pm

Gets Q to retrieve the cookie for me and hide on the moon
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby wm1995 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:37 pm

Stealing an Apollo rocket and some fuel, I retrieve the cookie, bury it underground, frame someone else for the theft of the rocket and then make a map, so that I don't forget where I buried it, which I also hide.
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:08 am

i steals the map and locate the cookie
goes and hides on a distant planet
lives happily
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:52 pm

Steals the Battlestar Galactica jumps in orbit of your planet takes a viper down to the planet shoots you location steals the cookie returns to Galactica and Jumps out of the System
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:24 am

gets a pool of water
somehow gets calera marker to cut her hand into the pool (sorry im obssesed with karin/chibi vampire)
steps in and the water starts to snake around me which then i absorb and it turns into enormous red bat wings
follows you out of the system and gets on your ship
doges the gaurd, crew, traps ect and enters the flightdeck
performs the fireball jutsu and inceneratse you
steals cookie and flys to earth and goes to a secret location and lives happily for many years
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby AndrewCook95 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:44 pm

Hires the Volturi to frame you for creating immortal children, then moves to La Push where I am protected by the Quileute Werewolves
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby haemopath_bro » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:35 am

hehehehehehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
mate i put a replacement spell on that cookie... you have a peice of birch tree
i still have the origional cookie. ha score one for me
as for the volturi, lets just say we're having barbeque tonight :twisted:
the kid, im so proud of him. he got to the top spot so he had the smarts to be immortal and keep to the lifestyle of the party animal demi-vamps (literally, we can turn into massive animals at will.

anyways i still have the cookie and am still hiding in a different spot. try outwit me
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:12 am

What you all do not realise is that when I first started the game is I swapped the original cookie with a fake one. So therefore I still have the cookie with me.

*hires super ninja kitties with laser vision to guard the cookie*

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby AndrewCook95 » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:50 pm

*Gets the werewolves to chase away the cats to the place where the Cullens are waiting, then steals the cookie. And also a can of Diet Coke. Because I'm that awesome.
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:51 pm

*gets magic wand* Accio Cookie!
*hides in the Room of Requirement with cookie, wich becomes a comfortable flat which no-one else can enter*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby wm1995 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:19 pm

*sneaks in to fix your boiler*
*sends a tiny dog to steal the cookie whilst I distract you with an outrageous fee*
*escapes to Alderney*
*hides in a fort*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:21 pm

The fort is however build on an ancient burial ground and I use magic to summon up an army of rabid zombies to do my bidding and destory the fort whilst I make off with the cookie in a wooden raft, down the river.
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:07 pm

*builds a dam across the river*
*waits*
*raft appears*
yoink! *steals cookie*
*jumps down a raabbithole to wonderland*
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