The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:56 pm

*teleports both cookies to a secret location somewhere near Brussels*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:09 am

*uses a magical scroll to locate the cookies and then summons an army of ninjas to hijack the place and retrieve the cookies*

*eats one of the cookie whilst places the other one in a vault with cctv, laser and hound dogs*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:21 pm

*uses mirrors to deflect the laser beams*
*gives hound dogs magic bones which turns them into puppys*
*uses EMPs to turn off the CCTV*
*blows open the vault with C4*
*Puts cookie in the queens handbag and she walks into Buckingham palace* :twisted:
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:11 am

*robs queen's bag and jumps on a nearby horse and rides off into the sunset*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:35 pm

^ that is epic
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:15 pm

*horse trips and I land on a cactus as the bag with in the cookie goes flying*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:17 pm

*gives remus (and his horse) first aid*
*picks up cookie and flies away in a stealth jet*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:43 pm

*laughs at everyones poor understanding of shelf life*
*bakes batch of laxetive cookies and one identicle unpoisoned cookie*
*leaves to cool on windowsill*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:31 pm

umm... lol
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:21 pm

*uses special pair of goggles to detect the non-toxic cookie*
*takes that cookie and throws the rest at Alice and Dan*
*jumps out of the window, hops the fence and lands on next door's bouncy castle*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:06 am

*realises that he doesn't have the right cookies*
*pops bouncy castle with a fountain pen*
*brings cookie in a submarine to Atlantis*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby hagrid » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:01 pm

rise captain nemo from the dead

drives me down to atlantis

spends two hours looking for you and cooky

shoots grappling hook at cookie

using my jet pack i propel myself to the surface and freedom
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:38 pm

*Summons a dolphin to grab cookie for me*
*Dolphin takes Cookie to secret island in the middle of the ocean*
*Uses tongs to remove the cookie from dolphin's mouth*
*Places cookie in a top security secret vault complete with flamethrowers, missiles, crocodiles, spikes, snakes, poison gas, teleport sensor bombs, laser grids and a secret password*
*Plates vault door with indestructable metal*
*Sticks a sticky-note on the door saying: "Beat that, suckers!"*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:58 pm

*Teleports into vault*
*Looks around confusedly* (Apparently I have teleportation powers, but no control of them, according to various injokes with friends)
*Sees cookie*
*Swaps for the laxative cookie I'm still holding*
*Teleports to unknown destination*
*Sees sad looking small child*
*Hands child cookie*
*Teleports home*
*Wonders if cake would be a safer option to bake*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:40 pm

*Screams in anguish upon realising cookie is gone*
*Feeds lacksative cookie to crocodiles*
*Traces Alice's teleportation powers to find where she last teleported to*
*Arrives at unknown destination(as a ninja, of course)*
*Uses ancient ninja powers to swipe cookie from child before he eats it*
*Again, traces Alice's teleportation to her house*
*Places a cookie bomb in Alice's oven, just in case she does decide to bake a cake*
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