The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:10 am

*jumps into the rabbithole to wonderland where I eat the cookie labelled "Eat me" and I suddenly grow super big. I chase you down and pick you up placing you in the Queen of Hearts's garden where I take the cookie for myself*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby wm1995 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:22 pm

*Steals that shrink ray from the film where they shrink the children*
*Selectively targets the cookie so that it slips through your currently oversized hands*
*Smiles like a Cheshire Cat until I'm gone, cookie and all*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:54 pm

*drinks bottle to shrink down again*
*hires the real Cheshire Cat to steal the cookie back off*
*grabs the cookie off the Cheshire Cat and makes my escape on a magical flying carpet*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Wolf Spirit » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:15 pm

*Flies on a unicorn and takes cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:36 pm

*flies up on a giant dragon which eats both you and the unicorn leaving the cookie to me*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Thirteen-thirty-seven » Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:29 am

*bakes her own damn cookie (which is magically calorie-free)*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:56 pm

*teleports both cookies to a secret location somewhere near Brussels*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:09 am

*uses a magical scroll to locate the cookies and then summons an army of ninjas to hijack the place and retrieve the cookies*

*eats one of the cookie whilst places the other one in a vault with cctv, laser and hound dogs*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:21 pm

*uses mirrors to deflect the laser beams*
*gives hound dogs magic bones which turns them into puppys*
*uses EMPs to turn off the CCTV*
*blows open the vault with C4*
*Puts cookie in the queens handbag and she walks into Buckingham palace* :twisted:
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:11 am

*robs queen's bag and jumps on a nearby horse and rides off into the sunset*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:35 pm

^ that is epic
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:15 pm

*horse trips and I land on a cactus as the bag with in the cookie goes flying*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:17 pm

*gives remus (and his horse) first aid*
*picks up cookie and flies away in a stealth jet*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:43 pm

*laughs at everyones poor understanding of shelf life*
*bakes batch of laxetive cookies and one identicle unpoisoned cookie*
*leaves to cool on windowsill*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:31 pm

umm... lol
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