The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:21 pm

*uses special pair of goggles to detect the non-toxic cookie*
*takes that cookie and throws the rest at Alice and Dan*
*jumps out of the window, hops the fence and lands on next door's bouncy castle*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:06 am

*realises that he doesn't have the right cookies*
*pops bouncy castle with a fountain pen*
*brings cookie in a submarine to Atlantis*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby hagrid » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:01 pm

rise captain nemo from the dead

drives me down to atlantis

spends two hours looking for you and cooky

shoots grappling hook at cookie

using my jet pack i propel myself to the surface and freedom
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:38 pm

*Summons a dolphin to grab cookie for me*
*Dolphin takes Cookie to secret island in the middle of the ocean*
*Uses tongs to remove the cookie from dolphin's mouth*
*Places cookie in a top security secret vault complete with flamethrowers, missiles, crocodiles, spikes, snakes, poison gas, teleport sensor bombs, laser grids and a secret password*
*Plates vault door with indestructable metal*
*Sticks a sticky-note on the door saying: "Beat that, suckers!"*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:58 pm

*Teleports into vault*
*Looks around confusedly* (Apparently I have teleportation powers, but no control of them, according to various injokes with friends)
*Sees cookie*
*Swaps for the laxative cookie I'm still holding*
*Teleports to unknown destination*
*Sees sad looking small child*
*Hands child cookie*
*Teleports home*
*Wonders if cake would be a safer option to bake*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:40 pm

*Screams in anguish upon realising cookie is gone*
*Feeds lacksative cookie to crocodiles*
*Traces Alice's teleportation powers to find where she last teleported to*
*Arrives at unknown destination(as a ninja, of course)*
*Uses ancient ninja powers to swipe cookie from child before he eats it*
*Again, traces Alice's teleportation to her house*
*Places a cookie bomb in Alice's oven, just in case she does decide to bake a cake*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:06 am

*Teleports to sad looking, now crying child and gives him a big cuddly teddy bear instead*
*Teleports to Alice's house and defuses the cookie bomb in Alice's oven*
*Traces Kirbster12 teleport and sets my own three-headed dog on her whilst stealing the cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:07 am

*Cheers at ability to bake things which are not cookies*
*Bakes thankyou cake*
*Steals cookie while Remus is distracted with cake*
*Gives to three headed dog as distraction*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:37 am

*gets guitar out*

*plays some (very) loud savage riffery thats stuns everyone*

*takes cookie and goes on tour with a band*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:31 am

*Follows Dan's band in a Ferrari*
*Distracts the band by playing even louder riffery on electric guitar*
*Snatches cookie while band is distracted*
*Leaps ot of tour bus window into Ferrari*
*Speeds off to the Grand Pree*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:04 pm

*throws a spike strip across the road and takes out your tires and watch you crash into a hedge*
*checks to see if you are okay and calls 999 and then takes the cookie*
*drives down to the marina to my boat*
*launches off and sails off into the distance*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:20 pm

*Emerges from hedge,covered in thorns*
*Climbs over aforementioned hedge, where, on the other side is the marina*
*Runs into speedboat rental shack*
*Fumbles with spare change, before giving up and handing credit card*
*leaves the shack to find a cool orange speedboat with my name on it*
*Hops into speedboat and revvs the engine*
*Drives into the sea*
"Zooms to retreive cookie, spraying Remus with water, causing him to drop the cookie*
*Takes out fishing net to collect slightly soggy cookie*
*'accidentally' barges into Remus, making his boat capsize*
*Turns around(In the process spraying Remus with more water) and drives speedboat to hideout in the middle of the ocean*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:24 pm

*goes in lifeboat*
*saves remus*
*uses charts and a compass to find secret location*
*takes cookie and goes to Barbados*
*sunbathes on beach with cookie to dry it out*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:20 pm

*thanks Daniel for saving me by gifting him a cake whilst taking the cookie whilst he is distracted*
*hops in my secret sub shark machine thingy and dives deep into the sea*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:14 am

*Converts speedboat into mini-sub with cookie pouch*
*Dives into the ocean and fires torpedoes at Remus's sub*
*Cookie falls towards the ocean floor*
*Quickly snatches cookie up to save it from incoming sharks*
*Places cookie in an incubator*
*An hour later, comes back to find a litter of cookielets(baby cookies)*
*Names cookielets Sugar, Chippy, Chunk, Munch and Nibbles*
* Throws cookie out window*
*Arrives home*
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