The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:06 am

*Teleports to sad looking, now crying child and gives him a big cuddly teddy bear instead*
*Teleports to Alice's house and defuses the cookie bomb in Alice's oven*
*Traces Kirbster12 teleport and sets my own three-headed dog on her whilst stealing the cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Alice » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:07 am

*Cheers at ability to bake things which are not cookies*
*Bakes thankyou cake*
*Steals cookie while Remus is distracted with cake*
*Gives to three headed dog as distraction*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:37 am

*gets guitar out*

*plays some (very) loud savage riffery thats stuns everyone*

*takes cookie and goes on tour with a band*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:31 am

*Follows Dan's band in a Ferrari*
*Distracts the band by playing even louder riffery on electric guitar*
*Snatches cookie while band is distracted*
*Leaps ot of tour bus window into Ferrari*
*Speeds off to the Grand Pree*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:04 pm

*throws a spike strip across the road and takes out your tires and watch you crash into a hedge*
*checks to see if you are okay and calls 999 and then takes the cookie*
*drives down to the marina to my boat*
*launches off and sails off into the distance*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:20 pm

*Emerges from hedge,covered in thorns*
*Climbs over aforementioned hedge, where, on the other side is the marina*
*Runs into speedboat rental shack*
*Fumbles with spare change, before giving up and handing credit card*
*leaves the shack to find a cool orange speedboat with my name on it*
*Hops into speedboat and revvs the engine*
*Drives into the sea*
"Zooms to retreive cookie, spraying Remus with water, causing him to drop the cookie*
*Takes out fishing net to collect slightly soggy cookie*
*'accidentally' barges into Remus, making his boat capsize*
*Turns around(In the process spraying Remus with more water) and drives speedboat to hideout in the middle of the ocean*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:24 pm

*goes in lifeboat*
*saves remus*
*uses charts and a compass to find secret location*
*takes cookie and goes to Barbados*
*sunbathes on beach with cookie to dry it out*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:20 pm

*thanks Daniel for saving me by gifting him a cake whilst taking the cookie whilst he is distracted*
*hops in my secret sub shark machine thingy and dives deep into the sea*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:14 am

*Converts speedboat into mini-sub with cookie pouch*
*Dives into the ocean and fires torpedoes at Remus's sub*
*Cookie falls towards the ocean floor*
*Quickly snatches cookie up to save it from incoming sharks*
*Places cookie in an incubator*
*An hour later, comes back to find a litter of cookielets(baby cookies)*
*Names cookielets Sugar, Chippy, Chunk, Munch and Nibbles*
* Throws cookie out window*
*Arrives home*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:32 pm

*uses my own personal Tardis to travel back in time, just before you put the cookie in the incubator*
*throws flour into your face and whilst you knock into things, trying to see, I take the cookie*
*getting back in Tardis and heads for Alaska, 1803*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:35 am

*Laughs madly as I pull out my SIDRAT (Space In Dimension Relative And Time)*
*Follows Remus through the Time Vortecks*
* Emerges from SIDRAT, followed by my Cookielets (whom I managed to save)*
*Orders cookielets to mob Remus, while I take out my sonic cookie*
*Sonics real cookie, making it fly through the air*
*Catches cookie*
*Takes cookie to paradocks universe*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:13 pm

*steals remus' tardis*
*goes back to the third of july 2010 and prevents cookie from ever existing*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:07 am

*Travels back to 3rd July 2010*
*prevents Dan from preventing cookie from ever eksisting*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby lycanfist » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:12 pm

*secretly grabs cookie while they're fightinh
*Runs away on a unicorn into the sunset
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:07 pm

*Sends lycan angry letter for stealling Remus's escape*
*Places cleverly disguised unicorn trap*
*Throws lycan off unicorn*
*Tames unicorn with magic sugar cube*
*Uses unicorn's powers to create a magic bubble to protect cookie*
*Flies on unicorn to my granny's house*
*Gets granny to bake a tray of cookies*
*Eats original cookie*
*Runs away, followed by cookielets*
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