The Last Cookie

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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:32 pm

*uses my own personal Tardis to travel back in time, just before you put the cookie in the incubator*
*throws flour into your face and whilst you knock into things, trying to see, I take the cookie*
*getting back in Tardis and heads for Alaska, 1803*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:35 am

*Laughs madly as I pull out my SIDRAT (Space In Dimension Relative And Time)*
*Follows Remus through the Time Vortecks*
* Emerges from SIDRAT, followed by my Cookielets (whom I managed to save)*
*Orders cookielets to mob Remus, while I take out my sonic cookie*
*Sonics real cookie, making it fly through the air*
*Catches cookie*
*Takes cookie to paradocks universe*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:13 pm

*steals remus' tardis*
*goes back to the third of july 2010 and prevents cookie from ever existing*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:07 am

*Travels back to 3rd July 2010*
*prevents Dan from preventing cookie from ever eksisting*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby lycanfist » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:12 pm

*secretly grabs cookie while they're fightinh
*Runs away on a unicorn into the sunset
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:07 pm

*Sends lycan angry letter for stealling Remus's escape*
*Places cleverly disguised unicorn trap*
*Throws lycan off unicorn*
*Tames unicorn with magic sugar cube*
*Uses unicorn's powers to create a magic bubble to protect cookie*
*Flies on unicorn to my granny's house*
*Gets granny to bake a tray of cookies*
*Eats original cookie*
*Runs away, followed by cookielets*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby JamesStanley » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:51 am

A crumb of the Original cookie drops off when Kirbster picks iup the cookie but he doesnt notice after he leave i collect the crumb and use it to make a perfect clone of the original cookie and then locks it in my vault at gringotts. :)
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby AndrewCook95 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:32 pm

-uses Lord Vile's armour to break into the vault, grab the cookie then build an impenetrable wall around me while I get a glass of milk-
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:55 pm

*Flies past on dragon*
*Stops, realizing the cookie happens to be nearby*
*Attaches bungee cord to dragon*
*Bungee jumps from dragon's back"
*Conveniently lands in the middle of the impenetrable wall*
*Grabs cookie*
*Avanda Kedavra's Andrew :twisted:*
"Casts Morsmordre over his body*
*Disapparates....*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:10 am

*Arrives back finally after surviving the attack from the Cookielets*
*Grabs onto Alice's coat just before she disapparates*
*Both land on the ground in unknown woods*
*Perform Petrificus Totalus on her before taking cookie from her immobile body*
*Eats cookielets :twisted: before running away*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby nathanw-j » Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:35 pm

*sends cookie to mob remus
* shoots cookie monster and retrieves cookie
* sends cookie to an undislosed secret location where nobody will suspect that it is there
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Kirbster12 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:17 pm

*wakes up in unknown wood after the spell wears off*
*Disapparates to Diagon Alley, and sees Nathan running through crowd*
*Uses Legillimency on Nathan to find out where he plans to hide cookie*
*Finds Remus being attacked by cookie monster"
"Uses Reducto to destroy it, saving Remus"
"Suddenly realises what I'm meany to be doing, and Disapparates to secret location"
"Creates false cookie and swtches it with real one"
"Summons a reluctant Charlie the Unicorn to help me escape"
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby nathanw-j » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:56 am

*lols at kirbster for following clone which is carrying ultra realistic fake cookie i made secretly
*sends cookie in a box in a box in a box to mount Everest with several other boxes in boxes to fool other people
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby Remus » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:16 pm

*Uses ultra expensive technology to track down the correct box*
*Uses sonic boom to create an massive avalanche, sending the box travels down the mountain to the base*
*Uses specialised digging equipment to get to the box and retrieve the cookie*
*Heads over to a lodge nearby to warm up and eat cookie*
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Re: The Last Cookie

Postby nathanw-j » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:56 pm

*uses special missile which destroys everything but cookie
*strolls in and picks it up
* miniturizes cookie and hides in box of other tiny items
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