you know your dyspraxic when...

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you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby abi » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:02 pm

...you wacth some mothers do 'ave 'em, and think why does that seem familiar.

this is from a blog post (http://insomniacmedic.blogspot.com/2010 ... -when.html), and i figures it might work here, so i am giving it a try
this is ment to be light hearted fun, and a bit of a joke.

ok, ill start off -
...the drill sargent calls right turn, and you go left.
the way i see it, dyspraxia is an extra hurdle in every race i run, but that extra hurdle, is just extra exercise, so in the end, i will come through stronger.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby haemopath_bro » Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:32 am

... you trip over a flat surface and start falling upstairs as a result
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby JamesStanley » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:10 pm

You start to daydream randomly for hours
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:45 am

you break your wrist and it doesnt even hurt
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby DystantMind » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:02 pm

You manage to break the world's safest object.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby 07williamsdj » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:21 pm

you manage to trip over your own feet
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Remus » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:26 am

... inanimate objects seem to suddenly attack you for no logical reason.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby MontyDyspraxia » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:38 am

You laugh at the randomest thing and think it's the funniest thing you've ever seen. Look, Obama is GRINNING! :lol:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby JamesStanley » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:26 am

you forget what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation and can't remember it.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby MARK » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:52 am

YOU KNOW YOUR DYSPRAXIC WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED TO DO AND ONLY REMEMBER ONE PART OF WHAT THEY ASKED YOU TO DO :? :?
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Remus » Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:53 pm

When you go to put the milk in the bathroom. :P
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:05 pm

when you cant use ruler
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:23 am

when you accidently headbut a wall.

didn't we used to have a topic just like this ages ago?
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Nicole xD » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:54 am

you're giving a presentation and the group have given you all the statistic information and you can't say the numbers :lol:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby haemopath_bro » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:50 am

when you miss an unmissable can throw into a bin (trust me i have done this 7 times already)
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