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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:33 pm
by wadey
Steph wrote:
BethanyGillam wrote:when you misunderstand jokes because you take them litterally.


My family and friends have pretty much given up telling me jokes because I am so pedantic and overanalyse them so much!



I'm the same!!

BethanyGillam wrote:haha Steph i have a joke that even i find funy:
The higgs bosson goes to church and the priest says you cant come in. Higgs boson says why not you cant have mass without me. :)


Don't understand this joke!

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:03 pm
by BethanyGillam
Higgs Boson gives particles mass. Catholics take mass. that is about it. maybe this joke is better:
A neutron goes into a bar and buys a drink. he asks the barman how nuch it costs. The barman ssys for you no charge.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:09 pm
by wadey
you cook your dinner and about to dish it up but instead end up dropping everywhere.....I was really looking.forward to it :(

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:50 am
by Rodge1991
I remember back in year 4 the teacher set some work, it had two questions. One was very easy and one was very hard that she thought NO one would solve.

Now, I got the easy one wrong
and the hard one right :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

I was the only one in the whole class to get the hard one right.

Side not: I wasn't exactly the brightest Christmas bulb in the class back then. I was just above average academically. (although I was top for my reading and creative writing)

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:55 pm
by chocolatefudgecake
Priyaluvv8 wrote:
wadey wrote:you get a big bruise and you have no idea where it came from


That happens to me a lot. Once I was in school and after Drama I walked all the way over to ICT where I suddenly noticed I had a big cut on my leg I had no idea what happened. Nowadays I have people saying: your bleeding, how did you get that cut? why has your sock have blood on it? I can't answer them.


Same. I found a long cut on my arm that had scabbed over and absolutely no idea where it came from.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:25 pm
by Creative
When you play a game of Pool and your Dad has potted all his balls and you haven't potted one!

I did get a bit better with practise though.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:39 pm
by Steph
You know you're dyspraxic when you are standing against a piece of furniture, lose your balance and end up falling flat on your backside in front of 3 colleagues, including your manager, who all find it highly amusing! That happened to me at work today!

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:57 am
by Luna_is_so_cool_like
BethanyGillam wrote:Higgs Boson gives particles mass. Catholics take mass. that is about it. maybe this joke is better:
A neutron goes into a bar and buys a drink. he asks the barman how nuch it costs. The barman ssys for you no charge.


I love that joke. I found the higgs boson one funny too :3

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:50 am
by Bruce
You walk into your bedroom instead of the bathroom :lol:
Good idea for a thread :D :)

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:55 am
by Bruce
Luna_is_so_cool_like wrote:
BethanyGillam wrote:Higgs Boson gives particles mass. Catholics take mass. that is about it. maybe this joke is better:
A neutron goes into a bar and buys a drink. he asks the barman how nuch it costs. The barman ssys for you no charge.


I love that joke. I found the higgs boson one funny too :3

I love that joke as welllllllllll :lol:
Edit: Too many 'l's! :oops:

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:20 am
by Bruce
Oh, and it should say you're, not your.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:37 am
by Bruce
You know you're dyspraxic when you make corrections like I just did.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:24 pm
by Creative
You can't cut rolls open very well and cut a piece of the top of.

Also when you can't remember if you push or pull a door. And if you fall on to someone's lap on a moving bus. (Luckily haven't done this yet.) But I did get muddled once with this seat in the library and leaned into someone. :oops:

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:46 pm
by wadey
When you put the washing in fridge instead of hanging it up to dry :oops:

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:26 pm
by Steph
Talking about falling into people's laps, last February, I had a really awful experience in Prague. Their subway trains seem to move a lot more roughly than the ones on the Underground in London and I had to stand and ended up falling into an old lady and elbowing her in the face in the process! I have never been so embarrassed or apologetic!