you know your dyspraxic when...

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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby JamesStanley » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:55 am

When you forget to take your library books back
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Steph » Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:06 pm

When you are proud to have peeled potatoes for dinner and not got any wounds.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby 07williamsdj » Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:50 pm

... when you forget what you came upstairs for
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby roseimagines19 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:54 pm

when you run across the road, wave to you dad not realising your bag is on that arm and then drop it! :D funny!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Super Nekou » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:38 pm

When you successfully manage to knock over the glass containing toothbrushes AND get toothpaste on the top of your nose for the second day running.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby haemopath_bro » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:34 am

when you are the only person to casually walk out of your snowshoes and not realise you have till you have tripped over thigh-deep snow no less than 37 times while snow trekking
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Boing » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:04 pm

... when you're slicing cheese, then look down and wonder why the top of your thumb is missing. (It was Red Leicester too)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:00 pm

when you put something down then 3 minutes later you cant remember where you put it!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby JamesStanley » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:15 am

When you take your glass into the kitchen to get a drink put it down on the side and then forget about it and go back to the living room

I did this yesterday
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Lk18 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:04 am

Think I'll have to go with tripping over your own feet and forgetting things that you've just been told! :)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Steph » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:50 pm

You pick up a pen from the desk to tick off your chores on a list on the wall and, as soon as you've picked up the pen, you look at it and wonder what you needed it for.

That happened to me at work today.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Remus » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:49 pm

you are constantly walking into lamp-posts.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:55 pm

you go shopping with a list and still forget half the items
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Star » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:22 pm

You have to remind yourself not to trip over when you are going downstairs.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby haemopath_bro » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:43 am

Remus wrote:you are constantly walking into lamp-posts.


that happened to me when i was walking up to kiyomizu-dera and i was talking to a couple of really hot guys and what made matters worse was that the posts were all metal so you would here us talking about vocaliods and then a minute later you heard a really loud 'DONG' and a really long oooooowwwwwwwww and a huge fit of laughter. that happened no less than 7 times. talk about epic fail
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