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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wm1995 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:19 pm

You put your hand up in class then forget what you are about to say.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby smileygal » Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:33 pm

You set your alarm for an hour earlier than you normally do, in the process hit your head on the ceiling because standing up seemed fun and spending the hour wondering what you should've done. :) memories
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby safcjcp » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:23 am

U miss a shot from a yard away
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby safcjcp » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:08 pm

When you lose your phone in your pocket
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Remus » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:16 pm

when you pour some soup into a bowl and go to put it in the cupboard instead of the microwave.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Thirteen-thirty-seven » Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:40 am

*sighs* I've done that.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Boing » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:15 pm

I've never done it with soup as don't like it.
I have however got a glass out the cupboard and juice out the fridge, poured myself a glass then proceeded to put the juice in the cupboard.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Creative » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:54 pm

When you attempt to lock a door and realise you have put the key in the wrong place!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Fairy_19 » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:34 pm

When you move a chair out of the way so you don't fall over it and then proceed to walk straight into a stool.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Star » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:53 pm

When both your housemates can lock the front door really easly but it takes you ages (it's the door's fault for being badly designed!)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby MontyDyspraxia » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:28 pm

Remus wrote:when you pour some soup into a bowl and go to put it in the cupboard instead of the microwave.

:lol: :lol: I do something similar. My main chore is emptying/loading the dishwasher and I'm constantly putting plates/pans/cutlery in the wrong cupboard :lol:



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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Kirbster12 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:27 pm

You spend ten minutes finding out how your new deododourant works, and when you finally figure it out, you deodourise your mouth (ick!) :roll:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby MinogueLover » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:34 pm

When you forget to bring your friends birthday present in and then relise you wont have a chance to give it to them as they are going on a school trip for a week xD
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Maximus » Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:50 pm

When you are a creative genius :)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:59 pm

when you lose your house key and after a few minutes serching for it you realise it is in your hand :oops:
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