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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby kateliz22 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:26 am

These are brilliant...when you knock over a cup of tea!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby haemopath_bro » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:15 am

you throwing a huge party for not spilling anything on anyone while doing front of house oh and in heels (i did this today)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby James Brimer » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:11 am

You know your Dyspraxic when you trip over a box, not fall over, and then trip over you own feet and fall onto the floor. :roll:

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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Purple_Alpaca » Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:01 am

You know you‘re dyspraxic when you are AWESOME!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby lycanfist » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:13 pm

.....when you get hit by a parked car (happened to me 3 times today)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby MontyDyspraxia » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:02 pm

Purple_Alpaca wrote:You know you‘re dyspraxic when you are AWESOME!

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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:23 pm

when you manage to burn pasta
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Creative » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:19 pm

When putting pasta into the saucepan you manage to drop it all over the floor and the cooker
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby MontyDyspraxia » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:16 pm

When you go into the kitchen to get a snack and you open the plates cupboard. Seriously, WHY did I do that?! :lol:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby _robyn_ » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:01 pm

you get a brand knew phone and then drop it down the stairs.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby sherwood » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:07 pm

When you fall over a fence you somehow managed to not even notice?
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby 07williamsdj » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:17 pm

go swimming and forget what locker I put my clothes in...
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby _robyn_ » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:29 pm

Trip over a cone in P.e....twice. :lol:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:39 pm

you in the middle of doing something then forget what you are doing
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby AnandaThePanda » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:59 pm

When....when you're attempting to make breakfast you put a tea bag in the toaster.
....you run into a steel gurder and get concussed.
...you nearly leave the house topless.
...you forget your friends name after the summer hols.
...and...you acidently eat your return bus ticket when you're daydreaming.
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