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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby AnandaThePanda » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:05 pm

You walk downstairs with a gatto (creamy cake), trip and... the cake splats onto the brand new clean door and slides down it, the plate crashes into your mums ornamental jug, smashing the jug and the plate. and you fall down the stairs and injure your knee. phew! just another day in the life of me :lol: wait....why the flip was I walking DOWN the stairs with a cake...?
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby AnandaThePanda » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:09 pm

JamesStanley wrote:When you forget to take your library books back

Apparently I've actually paid the maximum fine possible for library books so they can no longer fine me :lol:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Luna_is_so_cool_like » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:09 am

You pass out in the middle of a lesson.
( this happened to me in RE... i mean pshe XD)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby zach » Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:47 am

When you put your bike in the shed for safe keeping and then 5 seconds later you have a big debate weather or not you took the bike in.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:17 pm

when you're talking on your mobile to someone, realise it is no-longer in your pocket and panic, thinking you've lost it.

when you forget what yu're going to type.

when you come back from a dig woth twice as many bruises as everyone else.

when you put rubbish in the washing basket, and nearly put washing in the rubbish bin.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby AnandaThePanda » Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:07 pm

Luna_is_so_cool_like wrote:You pass out in the middle of a lesson.
( this happened to me in RE... i mean pshe XD)

Is that related to dyspraxia? I know that nervousness/anxiety e.t.c. are related, but is there another connection do you think?
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby AnandaThePanda » Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:13 pm

chocolatefudgecake wrote:when you're talking on your mobile to someone, realise it is no-longer in your pocket and panic, thinking you've lost it.

when you forget what yu're going to type.

when you come back from a dig woth twice as many bruises as everyone else.

when you put rubbish in the washing basket, and nearly put washing in the rubbish bin.


I was looking in my wash basket for my homework planner! :lol:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby MontyDyspraxia » Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:57 pm

When you struggle to find the answer to 5 + 3 :roll:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Creative » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:21 pm

When you tell a customer in the shop that there are 5 25ps in £1!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:40 pm

When you get ready for bed, go to bed, read for a while, put your book down and are about to turn off the light, when you realise you forgot to take your contact lenses out, so have to get back up.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby jemstein123 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:56 am

Remus wrote:when you pour some soup into a bowl and go to put it in the cupboard instead of the microwave.



When you forget to what to put the soup in then....2 minutes later...oh yes a pan!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby jemstein123 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:05 am

If you take medication, you forget that if you've actually taken the medication or not and get really scared about overdosing yourself.

- When know you can do maths but forget how to do maths.

- when you cannot walk and eat (Sandwiches, pasties - you end up making a mess on yourself)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Rodge1991 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:33 pm

You lock the front door get to the end of your road and think, did I lock the door? and end up going back just to be sure.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby trembz9393 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:34 pm

When you forgot to add water to your microwavable soup and it explodes while cooking in the microwave.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby nathanw-j » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:38 pm

your meant to add water to microwave soup?

that explains a lot
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