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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby trembz9393 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:22 pm

nathanw-h wrote:your meant to add water to microwave soup?

that explains a lot


No, it was ramen soup. The soup comes with dry noodles (like spaghetti) and powder flavoring, and you have to add water and heat them to soften them up.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby nathanw-j » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:58 pm

oh thank you
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby haemopath_bro » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:48 am

Remus wrote:When you go to put the milk in the bathroom. :P


i did something similar today. i was making coconut ice and when i was cleaning up i put the cookbook in the fridge and didn't realise for 3 hours. man, i freaking died
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Danam » Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:55 pm

you forget your password to this forum ; and what your name is! :roll:
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Caitlin » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:13 pm

You look at your timetable to see what your next lesson is, put it away and then take it out 10 seconds later because you've already forgotten what your next lesson is.............. :)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Dan D Lyons » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:38 am

Caitlin wrote:You look at your timetable to see what your next lesson is, put it away and then take it out 10 seconds later because you've already forgotten what your next lesson is.............. :)

I do that all of the time lol
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Luna_is_so_cool_like » Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:05 am

You laugh at everything!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:04 pm

you go to turn the tv off when it not even on
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:09 pm

wadey wrote:you go to turn the tv off when it not even on


Or you go to turn the light off when you leave the bathroom, forgetting it's already off as it's thee middle of the day.

Danam wrote:you forget your password to this forum ; and what your name is! :roll:


that's why my (own, private) laptop has it set to log in automatically.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Remus » Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:46 pm

When you spill coke all down yourself and nearly blow up your laptop as a result.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby kat95 » Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:21 pm

When you trip over your charging cable and almost fall on your bottom.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby Steph » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:34 pm

You know you're dyspraxic when it takes you 35 minutes to chop up 5 and a half peppers and then your manager comes and takes over and chops the remaining 2 and a half peppers in 3 minutes-happened to me today! I can't chop vegetables at a normal speed as I end up cutting myself so I have to do it very slowly. I usually don't like people taking over but I let my manager as time was running out and the students needed lunch!
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:28 am

When it takes you a couple of days after Halloween to realise that what you thought was some grey body-paint that you had somehow missed when showering, was actually yet another bruise that you don't know how you got...

At least I know I hadn't missed any paint now.
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby wadey » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:48 am

When you accidently tred on your cat while going downstairs and as you quilckly take you foot of the cat tail's you lose your balance and end up falling down the stairs (My cat was fine after i gave him a treat and a cuddle to say sorry for standing on him)
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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Postby HollyFox94 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:46 pm

When your flat mates can throw a party and nothing gets broken but the next day you know a mug out of the bottom of your cupboard and it beaks... :?
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