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Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:46 pm

when you misunderstand jokes because you take them litterally.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:55 am

You're watching Star Wars, and you think Anakin says "Can I go mum? It's always been my dream!" (Which he does) and you think his mum says "Sure, as long as you're house trained" Which I don't think she said. XD

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:15 am

Caitlin wrote:You look at your timetable to see what your next lesson is, put it away and then take it out 10 seconds later because you've already forgotten what your next lesson is.............. :)

All the time :)

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:31 pm

When you lose your balance standing still (happened to me today and nearly knocked my friend to the floor!)

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:22 pm

Steph wrote:When you lose your balance standing still (happened to me today and nearly knocked my friend to the floor!)


I know it might sound weird but I actually lose balance more when I'm standing still than actual walking.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:49 am

You burn your finger nail in science because you have your hand too close to the Bunsen burner in science when you light it.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:54 am

Remus wrote:
Steph wrote:When you lose your balance standing still (happened to me today and nearly knocked my friend to the floor!)


I know it might sound weird but I actually lose balance more when I'm standing still than actual walking.


Same with me. I'll be just standing there, then all of a sudden I'll be like "AAHHH!" and nearly fall over!

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:53 am

When your mum wont let you near the big scissors. (Last time I was allowed to use them I cut a hole in my shirt)

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:19 pm

When your brain realises that you need to take a big step up into a hotel shower but, 15 minutes later, fails to realise that you need to take a big step down as well and so you end up tripping and almost knocking yourself out on the sink (happened to me on Thursday night).

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:37 pm

you get a big bruise and you have no idea where it came from

when someone gives you a list of things to do but 5 mins later you already forgotten what was on the list

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:40 pm

When you trip over your own scarf when walking up only four steps and strain your leg!

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:39 pm

BethanyGillam wrote:when you misunderstand jokes because you take them litterally.


My family and friends have pretty much given up telling me jokes because I am so pedantic and overanalyse them so much!

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:59 pm

haha Steph i have a joke that even i find funy:
The higgs bosson goes to church and the priest says you cant come in. Higgs boson says why not you cant have mass without me. :)

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:15 pm

you know your dyspraxic when you spill sugar all over the kitchen floor
and get easily paranoid.

Re: you know your dyspraxic when...

Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:24 pm

wadey wrote:you get a big bruise and you have no idea where it came from


That happens to me a lot. Once I was in school and after Drama I walked all the way over to ICT where I suddenly noticed I had a big cut on my leg I had no idea what happened. Nowadays I have people saying: your bleeding, how did you get that cut? why has your sock have blood on it? I can't answer them.
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