A panda walks into a bar and orders fish and chips. After finishing the meal, the panda pulls out a gun and fires at a poor unsuspecting customer sitting next to him. Then proceeds to walk out of the bar, before getting through the exit the barman shouts over "why did you just kill that man?" the panda calls back "look me up in the dictionary" Confused the barman pulls out a dictionary and flicks through the pages until he found it
panda noun- Eats shoots and leaves................
We have discovered the source of the quark- Its the noise a posh duck makes.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work"- Thomas Edison ( dyspraxic entrepreneur) Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.”
there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ~ Marilyn Monroe