joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

[Bumps]

what do you call a dinosaur thats blind... adoyouthinkhesaurus

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

LOL

[Creative]

That joke is in Jurrasic Park

What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?

adoyouthinkhesaurusrex

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

I like trains.

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side!

[Rodge1991]

A panda walks into a bar and orders fish and chips. After finishing the meal, the panda pulls out a gun and fires at a poor unsuspecting customer sitting next to him. Then proceeds to walk out of the bar, before getting through the exit the barman shouts over
"why did you just kill that man?" the panda calls back "look me up in the dictionary"
Confused the barman pulls out a dictionary and flicks through the pages until he found it

panda noun- Eats shoots and leaves................

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

A neutron is in a bar.
When he has finished his drink, he asks the bartender "How much?"
The bartender replies with "For you, no charge."

[Paddington]

We have discovered the source of the quark- Its the noise a posh duck makes.

[nathanw-j]

there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't

[Rodge1991]

there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't

hahaha lol.....

There are 3 types of people those who are good at maths and those who are not

130% people don't know how percentages work

5/3 of people are good at fractions

[Bruce]

A man walked into a bar. Ow.
it was a metal bar

[Remus]

A man walked into a bar. Ow.
it was a metal bar

Haha, I quite like that one actually.