This is the place to post jokes, play story games etc.
Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:39 am
what do you call a dinosaur thats blind... adoyouthinkhesaurus
Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:00 am
Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:18 pm
That joke is in Jurrasic Park
What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?
Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:46 am
I like trains.
Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:57 am
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side!
Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:14 pm
A panda walks into a bar and orders fish and chips. After finishing the meal, the panda pulls out a gun and fires at a poor unsuspecting customer sitting next to him. Then proceeds to walk out of the bar, before getting through the exit the barman shouts over
"why did you just kill that man?" the panda calls back "look me up in the dictionary"
Confused the barman pulls out a dictionary and flicks through the pages until he found it
panda noun- Eats shoots and leaves................
Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:51 am
A neutron is in a bar.
When he has finished his drink, he asks the bartender "How much?"
The bartender replies with "For you, no charge."
Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:51 pm
We have discovered the source of the quark- Its the noise a posh duck makes.
Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:04 am
there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't
Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:36 pm
nathanw-j wrote:there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't
There are 3 types of people those who are good at maths and those who are not
130% people don't know how percentages work
5/3 of people are good at fractions
Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:04 pm
A man walked into a bar. Ow.
it was a metal bar
Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:57 am
Bruce wrote:A man walked into a bar. Ow.
it was a metal bar
Haha, I quite like that one actually.
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