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joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Bumps » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:39 am

what do you call a dinosaur thats blind... adoyouthinkhesaurus :lol:
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Luna_is_so_cool_like » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:00 am

LOL
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Creative » Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:18 pm

That joke is in Jurrasic Park

What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?

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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Luna_is_so_cool_like » Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:46 am

I like trains.
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Luna_is_so_cool_like » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:57 am

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side!
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Rodge1991 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:14 pm

A panda walks into a bar and orders fish and chips. After finishing the meal, the panda pulls out a gun and fires at a poor unsuspecting customer sitting next to him. Then proceeds to walk out of the bar, before getting through the exit the barman shouts over
"why did you just kill that man?" the panda calls back "look me up in the dictionary"
Confused the barman pulls out a dictionary and flicks through the pages until he found it

panda noun- Eats shoots and leaves................
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Luna_is_so_cool_like » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:51 am

A neutron is in a bar.
When he has finished his drink, he asks the bartender "How much?"
The bartender replies with "For you, no charge."
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Paddington » Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:51 pm

We have discovered the source of the quark- Its the noise a posh duck makes.
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Postby nathanw-j » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:04 am

there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Rodge1991 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:36 pm

nathanw-j wrote:there are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who don't


hahaha lol.....

There are 3 types of people those who are good at maths and those who are not

130% people don't know how percentages work

5/3 of people are good at fractions
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Bruce » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:04 pm

A man walked into a bar. Ow.
it was a metal bar
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Re: joke (warning you could never stop laughing)

Postby Remus » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:57 am

Bruce wrote:A man walked into a bar. Ow.
it was a metal bar


Haha, I quite like that one actually. :lol:
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