Corrupt a Wish

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Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:05 pm

Basically I'm pinching this off another forum I rarely visit these days. It's a really fun game and I thought we could play it. It reminds me of the saying "Be careful of what you wish for!".

The aim of the game is to post a wish but then another person will come along and grant that wish but the wish will have been altered and corrupted. For example, I could post:

"I wish my cat could talk"

and then someone will post something like "Granted but now your cat does nothing but demands fish all day long, verbally abusing you and treats you like a slave" etc. Be creative, the worse the wish becomes, the more fun. I'll start.

"I wish I had a bar of chocolate"
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Wolf Spirit » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:32 am

Granted, but it melts as soon as you touch it!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:23 pm

granted, but the dog is a vicious dog which you cant touch without it taking your hand off

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:22 pm

Granted but as I click my finger, the shark appears above you, falls and crushes you.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:07 am

granted, but you will always feel ill

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Kirbster12 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:08 pm

Granted, but all the other contestants are really rude and whiny

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:23 pm

granted, but they will be a techinaly prolbem with it and it be unable to work

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:28 pm

Granted but during mid-filming a fire breaks out and you are evacuated as the building burns down.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:35 pm

granted, but some steal your identy and take all the money

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:45 pm

Granted but in the process, you also become arrogant and lose all your friends.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Alice » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:57 pm

Oh, I've seen this on another forum too, it's a fun game :).

Since remus forgot to make a wish after wadey

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:59 pm

granted, but you will find that passing the exams will not help you in getting a job

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:39 pm

granted, but you are stuck in the time you stopped at forever.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:45 pm

Oops, sorry about that.

Granted but you run so fast, your legs set on fire.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:49 pm

I like your new animated thing by the way Remus :D

Granted but you play it so much you turn into a chess peice.


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