Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:27 pm

Thanks, I was looking for a new avvie and I just thought it was cute.

Granted but it leads to be unable to obtain a job.

I wish I could go into the future.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:40 pm

granted, but you see something bad that you are unable to prevent from happening



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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:15 am

Granted but at a cost of gained memory, you lose your personality.

I wish I owned a zoo.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Kirbster12 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:24 am

Granted, but the animals break out of their enclosures and attack you,then they escape, causing you to be fired
(I love your avvie too, Remus, where did you find it?)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Steph » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:25 am

Granted but all the animals are fatally aggressive so nobody will work for you and you will end up brutally injured.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:34 pm

http://graphics.glig.com/animated+gifs

That website, got a ton of animated gifs there.

Granted but your games do not sell very well.

Granted but you have to eat snails for the rest of your life.

I wish I lived in Alaska.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Alice » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:30 pm

Granted, but a single filament bulb is your new houses only source of heating, and it's not possible to put any in.

Kirbster12 wrote: (I love your avvie too, Remus, where did you find it?)

I mus disagree with this coment, on the basis that it implies it was possible to improve on the previous one. What have you done with Totoro?! :P

I wish Totoro's were a real animal (which looked and acted like the ones in the film).
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:14 pm

Alice wrote:I mus disagree with this coment, on the basis that it implies it was possible to improve on the previous one. What have you done with Totoro?! :P


Lol! :P You make it sound like I murder him and buried the body somewhere! XD Nah, I tried to find an animation of Totoro but I couldn't find one to fit the dimensions. *posts Totoro animation for Alice and anyone else suffering from Totoro withdrawal*

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Granted but whilst flying with him, you accidentally let go and fall into a boggy marsh.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:33 pm

granted but once you on it your never be able to get off it

i wish i could read every single word
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:50 pm

granted, but you have to read every single piece of writing you see for the rest of your life.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:55 pm

granted, but it will never stop snowing

i wish i could never be ill
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:26 pm

granted, but then everyone you knew will always be ill


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:49 pm

granted, but the cheque get lost

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Alice » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:58 pm

Yay! Totoro animation!

Granted, but you cannot physically type or write anymore.

I wish I had the buisness skills to open my own tea rooms or coffee shop...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:31 pm

granted, but you will no customers

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