Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:50 pm

granted, but it will never turn on


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby JamesStanley » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:59 pm

Granted but you have to live underwater because you wont be able to breathe above water

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Alice » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:18 pm

Granted, but you're famous for being so awful.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Remus » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:45 pm

Granted but later on, you find out it actually was a wolf.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby _robyn_ » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:36 am

granted, but you have to pay £1,000,000 to use it.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:03 pm

Granted, but then all water is Irn Bru and plants die


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Steph » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:25 pm

Granted but you're dyspraxic in the air as well and keep bumping into tree tops :lol:

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:43 pm

granted, but you also never receive any money


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:48 pm

granted, but you will have no-one else around

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:55 pm

granted, but then you are not unique and are boring and normal


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Steph » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Granted but instead you will have to stay in school until 11 pm each night and start your schoolday at 7 am to get all the work done.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:14 pm

Granted, but a female relative takes a fancy to you :lol:


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:18 pm

granted but people wont like you

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby galexy96 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:27 pm

granted, but as soon as you arrive, a civil war breaks out.



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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wadey » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:31 pm

granted, but the on every plane you will have some sort of trouble

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