Dear Santa

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Dear Santa

Postby Alice » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:57 pm

You simply post an item you want for christmas.

However it must be for whatever reason more unrealistic than the present in the previous post.

Also, because we don't want to be selfish, you must also propose a plan for santa obtaining and delivering the previous gift.

The winner is the person who most recently made such a post at noon on the 25th december

I'll start:

A chocolate orange
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Re: Dear Santa

Postby haemopath_bro » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:25 pm

he will walk into a supermarket and buy it or he'll be like me and make it himself



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Re: Dear Santa

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:49 pm

He'll buy it on Amazon, and have it delivered to you.

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Re: Dear Santa

Postby Alice » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:54 pm

He'll buy a broken one and have his elves fix it up. It just about fits in his sleigh, so that's fine.

A live penguin
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Re: Dear Santa

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:30 am

He'll adopt one for you at your nearest zoo and get you free entry for as long as the penguin lives.

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Re: Dear Santa

Postby ClarinaM » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:45 am

A victorian 1880s styled bonnet with a matching cape and dress.
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Re: Dear Santa

Postby ClarinaM » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:48 am

(sorry forgot santa's plan) He is related to Steve Jobs (like, duh) so he has inherited a large sum of money and will invest in stocks and shares so he can purchase it for you
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Re: Dear Santa

Postby JamesStanley » Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:10 pm

He'll call up The Doctor who will appear in his current form and take him in the tardis and go back to the 1880's where he will buy one from a shop and then bring it back with him on his return trip in the tardis.

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Re: Dear Santa

Postby chocolatefudgecake » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:53 pm

While he is with the Doctor, he will replace the origional copy with a replica and give you the origional when he gets back.

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