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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby Steph » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:05 pm

Fortunately a medically qualified passer by clears your airway.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby galexy96 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:29 pm

Unfortunately, he then proceeded to punch you in the face
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby wadey » Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:57 pm

fortunately he gets aressted before he does too much damage
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby galexy96 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:45 pm

Unfortunately, you are still struggling to swim in a flood.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby wadey » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:57 pm

fortunately the lifeboat came to your aid
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby galexy96 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:56 pm

Unfortunately it was full of killer pirates.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby wadey » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:16 am

fortunately you knew karate
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby Steph » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:56 am

Unfortunately so did they.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby galexy96 » Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:01 am

Fortunately a boat full of your friends who all know karate pulls up next to you and they help you in the fight.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby wadey » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:12 am

unfortunately the boat started to sink
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby galexy96 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:15 pm

Fortunately the boat your friends came on is still afloat, so you get on that.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby Steph » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:32 pm

Unfortunately your presence takes them over the weight limit and the boat capsizes.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby Remus » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:11 pm

Fortunately, a passing rich millionaire with a massive yacht sees the accident and begins rescuing people from the waters.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby galexy96 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:33 pm

Unfortunately they also rescue the pirates.
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Re: Fortunately, unfortunately

Postby Luna_is_so_cool_like » Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:48 am

Fortunately most of the pirates had already drowned
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