Finish the sentence...

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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nathanw-j » Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:22 am

that the world had turned in to a giant marshmallow

bob the builder walked in to a bar...
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby Dan D Lyons » Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:48 pm

he said owch because it was made of lead.

I was going to go to a dance but...
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nataliekirkland » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:25 am

aliens invaded the earth

I had a shower and
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby wadey » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:48 pm

It was freezing as we had no hot water

I was sitting in the dark when
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nathanw-j » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:41 am

the lights turned on

i fell over and...
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby wadey » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:27 am

Got trampled on by an escaped elephant

I was swimming in the sea when
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nataliekirkland » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:35 am

a shark came up and killed me

I was sunbathing when
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby Remus » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:37 pm

I was sunbathing when I got hit by a flying beach ball.

I decided to open the fridge but then...
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nathanw-j » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:32 pm

it fell on me

i watched a scary film and then...
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby Remus » Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:56 pm

had an accident in my pants.

I turned on the TV and...
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby wadey » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:16 pm

It blow up

I wasnt looking where I was going
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nataliekirkland » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:32 am

and walked straight into the Queen

It's hot outside and
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nathanw-j » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:43 am

the world melted

i fell asleep in class and...
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby wadey » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:27 pm

woke up to find my best friend had drawn all over my face in permant maker

I jumped off a shed, onto a skateboad .....
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Re: Finish the sentence...

Postby nataliekirkland » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:27 am

and wasn't injured in any way

On the day that the world ends
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