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Postby Dork_Lord » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:06 pm

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I really had to ask.
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Postby Radioactive_hairgel » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:22 pm

precisely, 2.3 sqaure inches of wood per evrye 2.9 seconds, of course you would companstate the density of the wood, and the size of it's beak, also weather the wood was damp or not and there's your answer!





















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Postby intowiz » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:26 pm

its a woodchuck so i suppose it likes wood so why would it chuck it. although theres chuck at the end of it. i suppose it would chuck wood then and i suppose if it could chuck would it would chuck as much as possible.
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Postby pinkparrot » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:22 pm

How long is it chucking wood for?
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Postby Danni » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:42 am

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Postby intowiz » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:57 am

i should have just wrote what danni said haha
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Postby Dan » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:56 am

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck would chuck how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

but,

a wood chuck can't chuck wood so a wood chuck won't chuck how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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