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Cake

Postby Bladen » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:13 pm

Is it well and truly real
or just a big fat lie as GlaDOS WANTS us to think?
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The Cake.
Does it exist? Have we imagined the entire concept of cake we may or may not have eaten past, present, future.
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Re: Cake

Postby Danni » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:38 pm

Well, I am reasonably certain that the chocolate fudge cake I had at college today was not a lie, and it was delicious and moist. At the moment though, chocolate cake is a lie, as I have none :P
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Re: Cake

Postby druchi » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:32 pm

The ultimate question.

Is jaffa a cake or a biscuit?
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Re: Cake

Postby pinkparrot » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:34 pm

What matters with Jaffa Cakes is how many you can fit in your mouth...
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Re: Cake

Postby Brian » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:43 pm

druchi wrote:The ultimate question.

Is jaffa a cake or a biscuit?



Good one and here's another ultimate food question;

Is a Tomato a fruit or a vegtable.
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Re: Cake

Postby Bladen » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:57 pm

druchi wrote:The ultimate question.

Is jaffa a cake or a biscuit?

Cake IMO.
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Re: Cake

Postby Danni » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:39 pm

It was proven in a court of law that a jaffa cake is a cake. This is because it is soft when good and goes hard when left out- a biscuit is hard when good and goes soft when left out.
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Re: Cake

Postby Qasim » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:58 pm

Someone went to court over a jaffa cake?
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Re: Cake

Postby Bladen » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:07 pm

Qasim wrote:Someone went to court over a jaffa cake?

There's been weirder things, I can surely bet on that.
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Re: Cake

Postby Danni » Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:59 am

Qasim wrote:Someone went to court over a jaffa cake?

Chocolate coated biscuits have VAT added to them (at the time of 17.5%, at the moment of 15%). Chocolate coated cakes don't.

It was money, as normal :P
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Re: Cake

Postby miikeyy » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:26 pm

chocolate cake, yummy yum!
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Re: Cake

Postby druchi » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:36 pm

so you have solved the first question...

Now what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Re: Cake

Postby miikeyy » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:43 pm

druchi wrote:so you have solved the first question...

Now what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

40-50 mph, google knows best :lol:
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Re: Cake

Postby druchi » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:45 pm

I sense a disturbing lack of win in you

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Re: Cake

Postby Bladen » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:55 am

druchi wrote:so you have solved the first question...

Now what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European?
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