Dyspraxic moments that you're able to laugh at.

[nathanw-j]

walking into doors

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

In science once we were doing something that involved test tubes... (You can see where this is going already, can't you?)
So, I was carrying my rack of 5 tubes from the sink back to my table. I was halfway across the room, when my teacher said "Everyone freeze for a minute" like teachers do. I stopped, then during the teachers instructions, my test tubes somehow managed to all slip out of the rack... ONE BY ONE. So as the teacher was talking, he had to stop to see what the *SMASH!* was when the first one fell. He said to me "How long did you last as a waitress in the pub?" (He makes jokes like this all the time). At this point, most of the class were staring at me. I tried to make a witty comment back (Which was "Trust me, I didn't"). Then the second fell, then the third, then the fourth, then the fifth. All Mr Lister could do was stare at me, and say "Rarely, rarely, rarely." I spent the next 15 minutes sweeping up all the glass. Thankfully, a couple of weeks later, I moved science group, as I swapped textiles for triple science. But to this day, Mr Lister still gives me evils whenever he sees me in the corridors.

[chocolatefudgecake]

In science once we were doing something that involved test tubes... (You can see where this is going already, can't you?)
So, I was carrying my rack of 5 tubes from the sink back to my table. I was halfway across the room, when my teacher said "Everyone freeze for a minute" like teachers do. I stopped, then during the teachers instructions, my test tubes somehow managed to all slip out of the rack... ONE BY ONE. So as the teacher was talking, he had to stop to see what the *SMASH!* was when the first one fell. He said to me "How long did you last as a waitress in the pub?" (He makes jokes like this all the time). At this point, most of the class were staring at me. I tried to make a witty comment back (Which was "Trust me, I didn't"). Then the second fell, then the third, then the fourth, then the fifth. All Mr Lister could do was stare at me, and say "Rarely, rarely, rarely." I spent the next 15 minutes sweeping up all the glass. Thankfully, a couple of weeks later, I moved science group, as I swapped textiles for triple science. But to this day, Mr Lister still gives me evils whenever he sees me in the corridors.

I'm sure I've said this before, but I once smashed an entire tray full of glass beakers in a science lesson.

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

In science once we were doing something that involved test tubes... (You can see where this is going already, can't you?)
So, I was carrying my rack of 5 tubes from the sink back to my table. I was halfway across the room, when my teacher said "Everyone freeze for a minute" like teachers do. I stopped, then during the teachers instructions, my test tubes somehow managed to all slip out of the rack... ONE BY ONE. So as the teacher was talking, he had to stop to see what the *SMASH!* was when the first one fell. He said to me "How long did you last as a waitress in the pub?" (He makes jokes like this all the time). At this point, most of the class were staring at me. I tried to make a witty comment back (Which was "Trust me, I didn't"). Then the second fell, then the third, then the fourth, then the fifth. All Mr Lister could do was stare at me, and say "Rarely, rarely, rarely." I spent the next 15 minutes sweeping up all the glass. Thankfully, a couple of weeks later, I moved science group, as I swapped textiles for triple science. But to this day, Mr Lister still gives me evils whenever he sees me in the corridors.

I'm sure I've said this before, but I once smashed an entire tray full of glass beakers in a science lesson.

We are SO in sync!

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

Yesterday in Physics, my friend William made me laugh too much. Now, when I laugh, I find i usually end up faceplanting a table or something, to support me as i uncontrollably laugh. However, I ended up faceplanting my open pencilcase (You have to keep my pencilcase stood vertically) in which I have sharp pencils. It stung, and I thought that was it. However, as I rubbed the sore area of my cheek, I realised blood was going everywhere. To be honest, all I could do was laugh even more after this happened, knowing I'm probably the only person I know capable of doing this. Even my teacher was trying not to laugh. I had to rush down to first aid to clean it all up. Luckily, I'm fine, even if i do look like a vampire has bitten my cheek. A really tiny vampire at that....

[Priyaluvv8]

it's not very funny but today I dropped an eggby mistakeI've never done that before

[FatFuch]

When i was about 11 or 12 i was in Mcdonalds in sydney and i had a milkshake, and i couldn't drink it properly through the straw so i took the top off the cup and started to drink, i didn't notice that most of it was dripping down my coat and my two brothers began to laugh at me, i was upset at the time, but 8-9 years later i can laugh about it, and now whenever i do or say something wrong, my brother will say "that is such a dyspraxic hing to do" but i dont mind, its just one way to cope with it

[Star]

The house I currently live in has a few steps going down to the kitchen... You can see where this is going........... Needless to say one of the phrases that I utter all of the time of 'there's a step there!'

[nataliekirkland]

A few times in Science lessons in school I was supposed to be pouring water into a container, and the people working with me told me to stop as it was full, and i kept on pouring.Needless to say, the floor was very wet afterwards Lets say they don't trust me to do it anymore, and I'm pretty much useless at experiments.

[Remus]

A few times in Science lessons in school I was supposed to be pouring water into a container, and the people working with me told me to stop as it was full, and i kept on pouring.Needless to say, the floor was very wet afterwards Lets say they don't trust me to do it anymore, and I'm pretty much useless at experiments.

I'm the same with the drinks. I try my best to focus but sometimes I get distract and make mistakes. I spilt milk all over the counter the other day.

[nathanw-j]

recently we had to do an experiment which involved syringes adnd beakers...

lets just say i am now not supposed to go near them in case armegeddon happens (again)

[Justsomeone761]

a few years ago i was at the stables and i was brushing a horse. she peed on the ground and, as i walked over to her other side, i slipped and fell in it. i stood up and then the horse stepped on my foot, witch hurted so mutch (it was a big horse), that i fell again. i was really wet and everybody was laughing at me my foot was dark purple for a few weeks. luckily i am able to laugh about it now

[kitty123]

compleatly misjudging where the table is and putting a cup down on the table and then watching the glass smash on the floor.

also misjudging where your own mouth is and getting more over your top than your mouth

[Luna_is_so_cool_like]

compleatly misjudging where the table is and putting a cup down on the table and then watching the glass smash on the floor.

also misjudging where your own mouth is and getting more over your top than your mouth

I always misjudge distances. My parents keep telling me to concentrate and not daydream, but the truth is, I am concentrating!!!
I burnt my little brother with a hot tray once because I couldn't tell how close he was

[rawr]

Was in bluewater shopping mall was sitting have a cup of hot chocolate with my familly when I dropped mine all down me in the reaction I knocked the table of hot drinks on me and got up and waddle to the toilet like nothing happend.